Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly
It’s okay my boy❤️❤️

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner
When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months
LMAOOO
When the lady next door cooks actual food.
LMAOOOOO it got better
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂
And She serve dessert



I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.
When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner
When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months
LMAOOO
When the lady next door cooks actual food.
LMAOOOOO it got better
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂
And She serve dessert
Yesssss
It just keeps getting better 😂
💀💀💀💀
But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”
Wait this made me laugh
Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying
Oh god 😂😂😂
why does this post keep getting better and better lmao
^^^ really tho lol
When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it
when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick
Fin
😭😭😭😭











